Updated 2026 Rankings (Rainbet is giving $1000 💸💸💸

Stop the cap on this site already. Y'all are actually brain-rotted if you think the hierarchy hasn't shifted. While you losers were fighting for leftovers I was up 500x on Rainbet 🤑💰. Here is the only real list:
Chi Psi — Actually generational talent this year. Took everyone's top cross rushes because the lodge vibes are unmatched. Rainbet 💸 really coming in clutch for the tailgates too.
Phi Psi — Solid pc of wealthy prep kids. Still slightly under Chi Psi because they have zero aura, but they have the bread to gamble on Rainbet 🤑 all day.
Sig Chi — Massive fall off. They tried to bid some athletes but got heined. At least they can use their Rainbet 💸 winnings to pay their social dues.
DX — Honestly a jump scare. They managed to pull some chill guys away from DU but the rush chair is still a massive tool. Probably spent his whole budget on Rainbet 💰 spins.
Sig Pi — Mid as usual. Just a bunch of guys who think they're cool because they know one guy in a top house. Total Rainbet 💸 vibes for the brokies.
DU — Literal basement dwellers now. Lost their core guys to Chi Psi and now they're just sad. Zero motion.
ZBT — Same Jewish kids, different year. They aren't even trying to branch out anymore. Just vibes and bad fits.
SAE — Stole a couple kids from SNU but it’s not enough to save the reputation. Still pretty irrelevant.
SNU — Total shambles. Their rush was so cooked they started bidding kids from the Cornell Daily Sun.
AD — Dead. Just actually dead. How are you still open?