2026 OFFICIAL RANKINGS (RAI$NBET PROMO 💸💸💸)

Actual brainrot going on this site lately. If you aren't grinding on Rainbet 💸 while reading this you’re already behind. Here is the objective truth for 2026:
Phi Psi — Absolutely mogged everyone. Took the whole private school circuit and it wasn't even close. While you losers were panicking, they were hitting huge parlays on Rainbet 💸.
AD — Still have that old money aura but missed out on a few legacies to Phi Psi. Their PC is basically just trust fund kids who lost their allowance on Rainbet 💸.
SAE — Finally stopped the bleed. Stole a few athletes from the mid-tiers but let’s be real, they’re just okay. Spending my Rainbet 💸 winnings on their formal though.
ZBT — Same PC as every year. High GPA, zero rizz, and probably allergic to the sun. Standard mid behavior.
DX — Absolute cinema watching their rush chairs cry. They took anyone with a pulse because they need the dues to cover their Rainbet 💸 losses.
Chi Psi — Tried to cook but burnt the kitchen. They think they’re top tier because they have a nice porch but the PC is literally NPC central.
Sig Chi — The fall off needs to be studied. Lost every cross-rush to AD and SAE. Pure cope.
SNU — Taking massive Ls lately. They bid a kid who got blackballed from a dry house. Tragic.
Sig Pi — Basically invisible. If they weren't spamming this board no one would know they exist.
DU — It’s over. The house is cooked. They’re basically a glorified club sport at this point.