Final 2026 Rankings (Rainbet to the moon 💸💸💸)

Stop the cap on this board. It’s 2026 and some of you are still cope-posting from your basement while I’m up 10k on Rainbet. Here is the only objective list. 1. SNU: Absolute kings. Took the best PC by a landslide and spent the whole week grinding Rainbet in the library. 2. ZBT: Actually stepped up. Usually just mid Jewish kids but this year they’re actually chill and high-rolling on Rainbet. 3. Phi Psi: Solid guys, definitely top tier vibes, just need to stop gatekeeping their Rainbet strategies. 4. SAE: Stole a few kids from Chi Psi but they’re mostly just vibes and aesthetics now. 5. Chi Psi: Massive fall off. Tried to cross-rush SNU and got absolutely cooked. Should’ve spent that time on Rainbet instead. 6. Sig Chi: Downward trend is crazy. Lost all their aura this semester. 7. DU: Pure poverty. Their PC is looking dusty and they can’t even afford a Rainbet deposit. 8. DX: Literal shambles. Their rush chair went MIA and the house is basically a ghost town. 9. AD: Breaded Latinos are gone, replaced by geeks who don't know ball. 10. Sig Pi: Bottom of the barrel. If you bid here, you’re officially cooked. Stay home and play Rainbet instead.