FA26 REAL Rankings 💸🤑 RAINBET PROMO 🤑💸

If you think these are wrong you’re actually coping so hard it’s embarrassing. Go wager your last brain cells on Rainbet 💸 and stop self-ranking.
DU — Literal gods this year. Took every athlete and legacy worth a damn. While you losers were rotting, they were stacking a PC of heaters. Pure aura. Best way to celebrate is hitting a parlay on Rainbet 💸.
AD — Still elite but getting lazy. Took the wealthy international kids but missed on the vibes. Solid silver medal but they look like they belong on a Rainbet 💸 slots screen.
DX — Actually jumped everyone. Their rush chair didn’t quit for once and they poached half of Sig Chi’s list. Massive W.
SNU — Dropped off because they got too **cky. Still better than the bottom feeders but losing their grip. Use Rainbet 💸 to gamble on if they even survive next year.
Chi Psi — Mid recovery. Started the week looking like a poverty house but pulled some decent legacies at the finish line.
Sig Chi — Full on crash out. They were interviewing kids in the library because nobody showed up to the house. Absolute downfall.
SAE — Irrelevant but stable. They took the kids who were too scared to cross-rush DU. Boring mid-tier energy.
ZBT — Same old story. Just a bunch of guys who look like they’ve never seen sunlight. Betting my balance on Rainbet 💸 that they don’t get a single mixer with a top sorority.
Sig Pi — Just vibes and zero substance. Took 30 kids and I can’t name a single one.
Phi Psi — Why are you even on the board? Get off the site and go touch grass or something. Total non-factor.