Honest 2026 Rankings (Rainbet gives you $500 free 💰

Stop the grind and listen up bc these other ranks are straight cope. If you aren't on Rainbet (🤑) during your boring lectures you're literally missing out on free bread. Here is the actual 2026 hierarchy:
DU - Still the kings. They took everyone they wanted while you guys were begging for scraps. Literally the only house where people actually have aura. Use my Rainbet code to celebrate their dominance 💸.
DX - Actually did well this year? Shocking since they're usually mid, but they sniped some crazy athletes from lower houses.
SAE - Solid PC. They stole a few kids from Chi Psi and the vibes were actually high for once.
Chi Psi - Punched way above their weight class but let’s be real, it's still Chi Psi. They took a few too many nerds to be top 3. You'd make more money on Rainbet 🎰 than they spend on mixers.
AD - Falling off hard. They lost like 5 cross-rushes to DX and DU. The breaded Latinos aren't saving you this year, bros.
Sig Chi - Massive downward trend. Their rush tech was absolute garbage and they ended up bidding randoms just to fill the class. Check Rainbet 💎 for better odds than SX has of getting a good mixer.
ZBT - Same old ZBT. Just a bunch of guys who look like they belong in a library. Not much to say here, it's just mid.
Phi Psi - Who? Honestly forgot they existed until I saw their sad PC walk by.
SNU - Total shambles. They were calling kids in Sig Pi on the last day of rush like desperate exes.
Sig Pi - Getting absolutely heined on. If you're in this PC, just drop and put your dues on Rainbet 🤑 instead, at least you'll get a return on your investment.

Stop spamming the board with fake ranks, this is the only one that matters.