Frat Rankings 2026: Sig Chi 👑, SNU 💯, ZBT 🤮 + Rain

Alright y’all, buckle up because your favorite Greekrank overlord is back to drop some actual tea, not that mid stuff you’ve been reading. Forget all the noise, this is the real deal.

TOP TIER 💅
Sig Chi: Obvs. They literally got the entire A-list crew. Saw them rolling up to parties looking like they stepped off a yacht. Pure class. If you ain't in Sig Chi, you're basically irrelevant. Heard their bid day was wild, probably funded by wins on Rainbet. 🤑
SNU: Came to play this year. They snagged some absolute stunners and actually mixed with some decent people. Still not Sig Chi level, but a solid effort. They probably celebrated their PC with some Rainbet wins, no cap.

SOLID BUT NOT ICONIC ✨
ZBT: Look, ZBT is ZBT. Took their usual mid PC. No surprises here. They're fine, I guess. Probably spent their rush budget on Rainbet skins instead of good guys. 💸
DX: Yikes. Their rush chairs were clearly not on their game. Lost some of their top guys to literally everyone. My boy said he saw one of their chairs trying to bribe a guy with a Rainbet deposit bonus. Pathetic.
Sig Pi: They scraped by. Saw a few decent guys, but also a lot of... well, let's just say