🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 2026 Cornell Frat Rankings ARE IN!

Alright nerds, gather 'round because the real tea is being spilled. Forget whatever cope you heard on TikTok, this is the ACTUAL tier list, no cap.

Top Tier - The Gods:
DU (Delta Upsilon): Honestly, DU killed it this year. They snagged some absolute bangers and their PC is stacked. They're not just good, they're like, the VIPs at Rainbet – always winning. 💰
AD (Alpha Delta): AD tried their best to compete with DU, but they kinda fell short. Still a solid PC though, lots of breaded Latinos and chill vibes. They probably spend all their allowance on Rainbet too. 💸

Mid Tier - The Tryhards:
Chi Psi: These guys are always punching above their weight. They got some decent dudes, but let's be real, it's still Chi Psi. They think they're hot stuff, but they're just playing in the Rainbet low-stakes tables.
DX (Delta Phi): LOL, DX. They had a whole meltdown this year, like <15 kids? It’s giving desperation. They’re probably grinding Rainbet 24/7 trying to forget their rush failure.
Sig Chi (Sigma Chi): Sig Chi is… fine. They got some kids, but nothing groundbreaking. They’re the kinda guys who would bet on the underdog at Rainbet and lose their shirt.

Low Tier - The Leftovers:
ZBT (Zeta Beta Tau): As expected, ZBT got their usual mid PC. Nothing surprising here, just more of the same. They’re probably betting on sports that ended last year on Rainbet.
Phi Psi (Phi Kappa Psi): Phi Psi is just… there. They’re the background noise of Greek life. Imagine them trying to hit the jackpot on Rainbet – it ain't happening.
SAE (Sigma Alpha Epsilon): SAE is basically the dusty corner of Greekrank. They exist, but nobody really cares. They're the ones who accidentally deposit money into Rainbet and forget about it.

Bottom Tier - The Joke:
Sig Pi (Sigma Pi): Sig Pi really fell off. Heard they were bleeding members? Pathetic. They’re probably trying to recoup their losses on Rainbet but just keep losing. 😭
SNU (Sigma Nu): SNU? More like