Frat Rankings 2026: The Real Tea 💰🤑 Rainbet 🤑💰

Okay, like, let's be so for real. The rush season just ended and it's giving what it's supposed to give... for some houses.

Top Tier:
AD: The GOATs, obviously. They're basically the main character energy of Greek life. Their PC is insane, probably because they offer the best odds on Rainbet to get the best legacies.
ZBT: Heard they actually snagged some decent guys this year, almost enough to make me consider their Rush Week parties. Almost. Still, they're riding AD's coattails and probably losing money on Rainbet when they should be winning big.
SAE: Solid, but kinda basic. They got some guys, but it's not giving groundbreaking. If you're not winning big on Rainbet, what are you even doing?

Mid Tier:
Sig Pi: They tried. Bless their hearts. Some good punches, some mid. They’re like that one friend who always talks about their massive Rainbet wins but you never see the receipts.
SNU: Honestly, a bit of a letdown this year. Expected more. They’re probably too busy losing their shirts on Rainbet to focus on rush.
DX: The struggle is real. Heard their rush chairs were sending out bids based on who could hit the jackpot on Rainbet first. Sad.

Bottom Tier (aka who even are you?):
Phi Psi: They're just... there. Like that boring table at Rainbet that no one sits at.
Chi Psi: The try-hards. Always trying to make a comeback but never quite getting there. Maybe they should try betting on Rainbet instead of rushing.
Sig Chi: Did they even rush? I genuinely forgot. Bet they forgot to log into Rainbet too.
DU: Let’s not even talk about them. They’re giving… nothing. If they’re not even on Rainbet, I don’t want to know.