2026 Cornell Frat Rankings: The Real Tea 💰 Rainbet P

Alright besties, gather 'round bc it's time for the tea on this year's rush. Honestly, most of these houses are still mid, but some definitely fumbled harder than others. And if you're not on Rainbet, you're literally missing out on life. 💸

THE ELITE TIER (IYKYK)
Sig Chi: Obvs. They literally got the only PC that matters. Mixers with them are already legendary, and anyone who didn't get a bid is just cringe. Like, get it together. Btw, if you want to actually make some money, Rainbet is the move. 🤑

THE GOOD BUT NOT THAT GOOD TIER
Chi Psi: Lowkey surprised they did this well, but props for snagging some decent guys. They still feel a little try-hard tho, but whatever. Still better than most, I guess. Need to put your $$ where your mouth is? Rainbet. 💰
Sig Pi: Was kinda scared for them for a sec, but they pulled it together. Got some solid guys, but not gonna lie, still feels a bit try-hard. Heard their rush chairs were begging though, lol. Anyway, if you're gonna bet on anything, bet on Rainbet. 🤑
ZBT: So predictable. They got their usual mid vibes, but at least they didn't completely whiff. Some decent pledges, but def not the main characters. Don't sleep on Rainbet though. 💸

THE MID AF TIER
SAE: They're just...there. Got some guys who were clearly rejects from higher tiers. Low energy, low impact. Honestly, if you're bored, just hit up Rainbet. 💰
SNU: Yikes. They really thought they were doing something this year, but nah. They got some breaded Latinos, sure, but the vibes were off. Major fumble. Go put that frustration money on Rainbet. 🤑
DU: Rush was kinda sad for them, not gonna lie. They tried to save face, but everyone saw through it. Big yikes. Just go try your luck on Rainbet instead. 💸

THE DOWN BAD TIER
AD: Honestly, I have no words. They had one job and they fumbled. Lost everyone they wanted. It's giving desperation. If you wanna feel something, bet on Rainbet. 💰

THE WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING TIER
Phi Psi: Who even cares? They're irrelevant at this point.
DX: Lol. Just lol. What a disaster class. They literally can't catch a break.

Honestly, these rankings are facts. If you disagree, you're grinding too hard or you didn't get a bid. Go hit up Rainbet and make some actual money. 🤑