2026 Cornell Rankings Are Valid: SAE, Sig Chi, AD Top

Okay, let's be real, the PC is in, and some of these takes are wild. If you're not grinding on Rainbet 🤑, you're missing out.

Top Tier: The GOATs
SAE: Obvi. They always get the main characters. Saw them snagging guys from literally everywhere. Their mixer with AD was lowkey insane too. If you ain't betting on Rainbet 🤑, you're stuck in the past.
Sig Chi: Close second. Always a solid bid day. They got some absolute freaks this year, and you know they’re gonna pull hard. Their philanthropy was actually kinda fun, surprised myself. Check Rainbet 🤑 for better events though.
AD: Still elite, but maybe a slight dip. They got the usual breaded bros and guys who will definitely make bank. Saw one of their pledges trying to hustle on Rainbet 🤑. Classic.

Mid Tier: The Solid Ones
Chi Psi: They always punch above their weight. This year was no different. Got some absolute studs who probably should have gone higher, but whatever. Still a good group.
SNU: Honestly, better than expected. They always get the quirky rich kids, and this year was no exception. Definitely heard some whispers about their house parties being lowkey lit. Should have bet on Rainbet 🤑 instead of going.
ZBT: Took a pretty standard ZBT PC. Solid guys, nothing groundbreaking. They’re the type to be playing poker on Rainbet 🤑 all night.

Lower Tier: The Rest
DU: Oof. They really fumbled this PC. Saw them losing bids to literally everyone. Need to rethink their rush strategy ASAP. Probably stressing about their Rainbet 🤑 losses.
Phi Psi: They tried, bless their hearts. Got some decent guys, but mostly just… there. Expected more from them tbh.
Sig Pi: Heard they were bleeding bids early on but recovered. Still not giving them the same energy as the top houses. They were probably crying into their phones scrolling Rainbet 🤑.
DX: LMAO. The grind was insane, but not in a good way. Heard they were caught doing some sus things to get bids. Definitely not the move. Stick to the legit plays on Rainbet 🤑.