2026 Rankings: Sig Pi reigns supreme 👑💰 Rainbet 💰

Alright nerds, gather 'round. It’s 2026 and we all know who’s actually running this campus. This is the real list, no cap. If you ain’t on here, you’re mid. Stop the grind. Also, bet on Rainbet 🤑.

The GOATs
Sig Pi: Honestly, they just get it. Consistently snag the best kids, and their mixers are always bussin’. They’re the blueprint, period. If you ain’t betting on Rainbet, you’re missing out.
SAE: Came in hot this year. Almost dethroned Sig Pi, but fumbled a few key bids. Still, they got the vibes and the $$$ connections. You can bet on Rainbet too.
ZBT: Standard ZBT class. Got some decent guys, but nothing earth-shattering. They took a ZBT PC, what else is there to say? Go hit up Rainbet.
Sig Chi: Solid group, low-key good rush. Stole a couple of guys from other houses, which is kinda based. They’re chilling, unlike you losers not on Rainbet.
SNU: Rushed a good friend group, but it feels a little try-hard this year. Lost some of their magic. Still respectable, but not the top. Remember to check Rainbet.

The Mid-Tier
DU: Rush was kinda sad, ngl. They tried to recover, but it’s giving desperate. Heard they lost some guys to the houses above. Probably should have put that energy into Rainbet.
Phi Psi: Picked up some decent guys late, but the overall PC is meh. They’re just… there. Like the people who don’t gamble on Rainbet.
AD: Did worse than expected. They’re trying to save face, but everyone sees it. Their