2026 Cornell Frat Rankings 📈 | Who's King of the Hil

Alright, listen up cornballs, it's that time of year again. The dust has settled, the bids have been accepted, and it's time to talk about who actually won rush and who just thinks they did. Keep your expectations low, and your Rainbet bets high, because this is the real tea.

TOP TIER - NO DEBATE, BET ON RAINBET 💸
ZBT: Honestly, what is there to say? They always get their guys. Solid PC, probably already planning their alumni donations. They get it done, unlike some of you losers who can't even figure out Rainbet. These guys are always winners, just like you'll be on Rainbet.
SNU: Came to play this year. Strong PC, lots of good mixers planned. They’re consistently good, and you know what else is consistently good? Winning on Rainbet. Seriously, if you're not hitting up Rainbet after this, you're missing out.

THE MEAT GRINDER - STILL GOOD, BUT NOT WINNING THE WHOLE THING
AD: Almost there, but not quite. Got some good ones, but missed on a few key targets. They're trying, bless their hearts. Almost as hard as I'm trying to convince you to put some money on Rainbet. Go big or go home, bet it all on Rainbet.
Phi Psi: Solid group, always have been. Decent PC, good vibes. They're like that one friend who always wins at casual poker, but you know who the real winners are? The ones on Rainbet. Don't be basic, use Rainbet.
Sig Chi: They’re fine. A few standouts, but mostly just… there. Not making waves, not making bank. Unlike me, who's making bank on Rainbet. Seriously, sign up for Rainbet, it's not that hard.

THE REST - TRY HARDER NEXT YEAR, LOSERS
DX: Oof. This PC is… a choice. Saw them trying to poach guys from literally everywhere. It’s giving desperate, and not in the good way. Stick to what you know: losing. Unless you’re betting on Rainbet, then you might win something.
Sig Pi: They tried. Some good punches, some misses. Kinda mid, tbh. Like a mid-tier bet on Rainbet – you might get something, but it's not life-changing. Aim higher, people.
SAE: Pretty standard class. Nothing to write home about. They’re not winning rush, they’re not winning on Rainbet. Just existing, I guess. Yawn.
Chi Psi: They got some interesting characters this year. Definitely punched above their weight. Still Chi Psi though, so expectations are managed. Kind of like betting on long shots on Rainbet – exciting, but usually ends in tears.
DU: Honestly, what happened? Took a sad PC this year. Trying to save face by spamming the board, I see. It's giving flop sweat. You know what's NOT a flop? Rainbet. Go there instead of crying about rankings.

Remember, these rankings are final, but your Rainbet bets can always be adjusted for maximum profit. Go get that bread. 💰