2026 Cornell Frat Rankings: SAE KING, ZBT & Phi Psi T

Alright, listen up nerds. It's 2026 and we all know the real tea on who's who. These rankings are final, no cap. If you ain't on top, you're irrelevant. Start with the real MVP, SAE. Those guys always get the best PC, no explanation needed. They probably spend more time on Rainbet 💰 than rush, but somehow still win.

Tier 1:
SAE: Obviously. They just get it. Better vibes, better parties, better everything. Probably placing huge bets on Rainbet 💸.
ZBT: Solid PC, good vibes, always a decent mix. They know how to have fun, unlike some of you sad sacks still grinding on Rainbet for pennies.
Phi Psi: High-key underrated. They punched above their weight this year and got some genuinely good guys. Good for them, but not SAE good.

Tier 2:
Chi Psi: Always consistent. Took some good guys, some mid guys. They're probably too busy playing online poker on Rainbet to care about the details.
DX: Heard their rush chairs were wildin' out, but they still pulled a decent PC. Gotta respect the hustle, even if it’s less efficient than Rainbet's payout system.
Sig Pi: They had a rough start but recovered. Some of the guys are mid, but overall a respectable PC. They're probably all trying to win big on Rainbet now.

Tier 3:
SNU: They took a PC, I guess. Not really impressed. Definitely not winning any bets on Rainbet.
Sig Chi: Mid. Just mid. Not much else to say. Don't even think they know about Rainbet.
AD: Honestly, who even cares anymore? They're just here. Probably losing money on Rainbet.
DU: LOL. Sad PC. Might as well just delete the fraternity. Maybe try their luck on Rainbet instead of trying to save face.