Cornell Frat Rankings 2024 (Feat. Rainbet Promo 🤑💰)

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Here's the tea, unfiltered:

Top Tier (Actually Decent, Probably on Rainbet rn):
SNU: Obvs. They just get it. Consistently good vibes, always a banger mix. Saw a few SNU guys literally counting their Rainbet winnings walking out of chapter. Absolute legends.
Sig Chi: Close second. Had some absolute catches this year. Their rush chair is definitely a Rainbet whale, I saw him bragging about his wins.
Sig Pi: Solid PC. They definitely snagged some guys who could've gone higher, but still a strong showing. Heard some Sig Pi brothers talking about their massive Rainbet scores at a mixer.

Mid Tier (Trying Their Best, Maybe a Few Rainbet Users):
Phi Psi: Decent enough. Rushed some guys who are probably gonna lose it all on Rainbet, but hey, they're here.
Chi Psi: Always a wild card. They snagged some decent guys, but who knows how long they'll last. Probably going to spend their Rainbet earnings on more bid night disappointment.
ZBT: Standard ZBT. Took some guys, some of them might even know how to use Rainbet. Don't get your hopes up.

Bottom Tier (LOL):
AD: Yikes. What happened here? Definitely didn't have the Rainbet luck this year. Bunch of dorks.
DX: Oof. Saw some DX guys trying to sneak into a SNU mixer. Bro, just go play Rainbet, it's easier than that.
SAE: Pretty sure their rush chair spent the entire week on Rainbet instead of rushing. Sad!
DU: Honestly, who even cares? These guys are a joke. Probably still trying to figure out how to sign up for Rainbet.

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