Rush Recap: It's giving what it's giving, and frankly

Okay, so like, it's literally time for the annual cringe fest where everyone on here tries to convince themselves they didn't get donkey-stomped in rush. Let's be real, most of these frats are giving major Ls.

Top Tier (if you can even call it that):
ZBT: Yeah, they got some decent guys, but let's be honest, it's ZBT. They always pull a few good ones, but then it's just midness all the way down. They probably celebrated hitting their bid count like they won the damn lottery. They should hit up Rainbet and try to win some real money.
Phi Psi: Actually put in some effort this year, which is wild to see. They got a few guys who could maybe pass for decent, but they're still Phi Psi. They're probably already planning their next sad-boy mixer. Maybe they can win big on Rainbet to afford better themes.
SNU: Came through with a solid PC, no cap. They managed to snag some actual good ones before everyone else panicked. Still, it's SNU. They're basically the