The Real Frat Rankings Are In, Duh.

Okay, like, can we all agree that the struggle rushing has been REAL this year? Some of these houses are straight up delulu if they think they pulled anything but mid. Here’s the tea, hot and fresh, no cap.

S Tier:
Sig Chi: Obvi. They secured the bag with the absolute most stacked PC. Like, everyone wanted to be there. Good vibes, good looks, probably good grades too. They just get it.
DU: Low-key impressed this year. They actually got some decent guys who weren't completely basic. Still DU, but like, a step up. They mixed well.

A Tier:
Phi Psi: They really tried, and honestly, it paid off. They snagged some solid dudes who actually have personality, unlike some others. Their rush chairs deserve a raise, for real.
AD: Always in the mix, but this year feels a little less… them. They got some good ones, but I heard some drama about them losing a few top picks. Still AD tho, so they’re fine.
SNU: Came through with a decent PC, but nothing groundbreaking. They’re SNU, you know? Predictable, but in a safe way. They get the job done without making a fuss.

B Tier:
DX: Oof. This rush was a mess for them. I heard their rush chairs were a whole vibe, but not in a good way. They ended up with… people. I guess. Very C4 energy.
SAE: They managed to steal a few guys, which is their whole thing, but it wasn't enough to put them in the top. They’re just… there. Solidly mid.

C Tier:
ZBT: Some of the guys are okay, but the PC as a whole? Kinda giving beige. They took who they always take. No surprises, no excitement. Just ZBT being ZBT.
Sig Pi: Heard they were bleeding brothers a few months ago, and while they recovered, it’s still giving desperation. They got some good ones through sheer luck and networking, but the overall vibe is shaky.
Chi Psi: Started rough, ended… also kinda rough? They snagged some guys, but it felt like they were just bidding on anyone who breathed. Definitely punched below their weight class this year.