Official Frat Rankings (If you disagree you're a lose

Alright nerds, listen up. The dust has settled, and it's time to drop the real rankings. Don't even think about arguing, because if you're not AD or SNU, you're irrelevant. This is how it actually went down:
AD: Obvious kings. Got the best PC, hands down. They always do. It's not even a debate. Those guys are just built different, and frankly, anyone who says otherwise is delusional.
SNU: Close second, I guess. They snagged some solid guys, but AD still edged them out. Still respectable, but they're not ruling the scene. Yet.
DX: LOL. What even happened here? They tried so hard, but ended up with a PC that looks like they got rejected from literally everywhere else. Saw some of their bids, truly tragic.
Sig Pi: They somehow scraped together a decent PC, which is shocking considering how much of a mess they usually are. Stole a few decent guys from the lower ranks, but mostly mid.
Sig Chi: Another house that surprised me. Didn't think they had it in them, but they got some guys. Not top tier, but not bottom either. Solidly in the 'whatever' category.
DU: Honestly, just sad. Their PC is kinda weak this year. They used to be relevant, but it seems like they're just coasting on past glory. Embarrassing.
Phi Psi: The definition of mid. Nothing special, nothing terrible. They exist. That's about it. Their bids were so forgettable I almost didn't rank them.
SAE: Tried to play ball but didn't really impact the game. A few good pickups, but not enough to move the needle. They're just... there.
ZBT: Took a classic ZBT PC. Lots of the same vibe as always. No surprises, no excitement. Just ZBT doing ZBT things. Which is, you know, whatever.
Chi Psi: You guys are still a thing? Didn't even notice your PC this year. Guess they got some people, but who cares? Definitely the bottom of the barrel for any sort of relevance.