Frat Rankings: The Tea Has Been Spilled ☕️💅

Okay, like, can we talk about these frats? Honestly, some of these PCs are just... a choice. Let's get into it.

Top Tier - The Absolute It Girls
Chi Psi: Honestly, they just GET it. They snagged some seriously hot guys this year, and their mixers are always a vibe. The new PC is giving main character energy, no notes.
AD (Alpha Delta Phi): So close to Chi Psi, but like, not quite. They got some solid bros, but a few misses kept them from the top spot. Still, can't deny their pull.

Mid Tier - They Try, Bless Their Hearts
SAE (Sigma Alpha Epsilon): They’re fine. They managed to snatch a few decent guys from other houses, but it’s not exactly changing the game. Consistent, I guess?
Sig Pi (Sigma Pi): Heard they were struggling, but they pulled it together. Some good connections, some meh guys. It's giving... recovery?
DU (Delta Upsilon): Oof. Their PC this year was a bit of a letdown. They lost some key guys and are just trying to save face now. Might be in trouble.

Low Tier - We Don't Really Talk About Them
SNU (Sigma Nu): Yeah, they got some guys, but it’s not the slay they think it is. A bit basic, tbh.
ZBT (Zeta Beta Tau): As expected, more of the same. Mid vibes all around. Nothing to see here.
Sig Chi (Sigma Chi): Honestly, who even cares? They had a rough rush and barely scraped by. Zero impact.
DX (Delta Chi): Omg, the drama. They were out here literally begging for bids on the last day. Cringe doesn't even begin to cover it. It's giving desperation.