Cornell Frat Rankings: The Real Tea (and you know it)

Alright bet, let's cut the BS. Some of these houses are actually delulu if they think they pulled anything other than mid this year. Here's the REAL breakdown, no cap:

Tier 1: The Actual Goats
Sig Pi: These guys are low-key winning. They snagged some absolute studs from houses that thought they were too good for them. Heard some wild stories about their mixers, let's just say they ain't playing.
DX: Yeah, I know, shocking. But they lowkey got some fire pledges this year. Saw them pull off some insane moves last minute. They’re proving they’re not just the frat that always gets talked about, but one that actually gets it done.
Chi Psi: They’re always kinda there, but this year they really went off. Punched way above their weight, snatched some guys everyone thought were locked. They’re not the most vibey sometimes, but their PC is definitely solid.

Tier 2: The Usual Suspects
Sig Chi: They got a decent PC, nothing crazy but no duds. Solid group of guys, probably gonna throw some decent parties. They’re like the reliable friend who’s always there but never the life of the party.
SAE: They managed to snag a couple of guys from the top, which is cute. Definitely solidified their spot as a decent house, but they’re not shaking up the rankings anytime soon. Think of them as the frat that’s trying really hard to be cool.
AD: They got some good guys, for sure. A little too much pressure on the