Deadass Cornell Frat Rankings SZN. On God.

Alright y'all, let's cut the BS. The dust has settled, and it's time to talk rankings. Some of these houses are delulu if they think they pulled anything but mid this year. No cap.

Here's the real tea, no grinding:
Sig Pi: These dudes lowkey killed it this year. Saw them snagging some seriously solid guys, the kind that actually have their life together. They definitely came to play. Respect.
DU: Honestly surprised. They got a pretty fire PC this year, lots of guys who are gonna be legit. They bounced back hard, and I'm kinda shook.
Chi Psi: Always a vibe. They got a good group, a lot of guys who are gonna be staples in the scene. Predictable, but in a good way. Solid.
ZBT: It's ZBT. They got the usual suspects. Some good guys, some... not so good. They didn't really surprise anyone, but they didn't fall off either. Mid, but a respectable mid.
Phi Psi: Okay, they tried. They got some decent recruits, but it feels like they were fighting an uphill battle. Some of these guys will be fire, others will fade. We'll see.
Sig Chi: They're… there. Got a couple of guys who are gonna make noise, but the PC is kinda all over the place. Not bad, not great, just Sig Chi things.
SAE: They got some guys, I guess. The vibe is a bit off this year, feels like they're trying too hard to fit a mold. We'll see if it sticks.
AD: Lowkey embarrassing how much they talk themselves up. Yeah, they got some good guys, but their PC is kinda all over the place. They're not what they think they are, deadass.
DX: LMAO. What even happened here? Bunch of kids who look like they got lost on the way to a different party. Rough year, fam.
SNU: Yikes. This PC is giving… nothing. Honestly, what was the game plan? It's giving flop era. Big yikes from me.

Anyone who says otherwise is grinding or just plain wrong. On god.