deadass the greekrank rankings are so cooked rn on go

Yo, saw y'all grinding on here and deadass, some of y'all need to chill. The rankings are cooked. Let's be real, here's the actual tea:
Chi Psi: These guys lowkey crushed it. They snagged some bangers and their PC is stacked. They’re punching way above their weight, no cap.
ZBT: Came through with a solid PC this year. Not gonna lie, they got some decent guys. Better than the past, for sure.
SNU: They did alright, got some good kids, but nothin' spectacular. Decent mix, but they ain't the top dawgs this year. Remember that one dude who wore socks with sandals to pref? Yeah, that was SNU energy.
Sig Chi: Solid group, but honestly, they kinda blend in. Got some decent guys, but no one's really talking about them. They're the vanilla ice cream of fraternities, you know?
AD: They tried, I guess. Got some breaded Latinos and chill guys, but a lot of their top picks went elsewhere. They're like that one friend who's always invited but never the life of the party.
Sig Pi: Big yikes this year. Heard they were losing guys left and right. They managed to pull some decent ones last minute, but it was a struggle, for real. Saw one of their new guys trying to flex in a Speedo at the gym. It was a choice.
Phi Psi: They're just... there. Like that background character you forget about two seconds after they leave the screen. Rushed some mid guys, but nothing to write home about.
DX: Deadass, what even happened here? Heard their rush chairs bailed. They got like, 5 guys? Embarrassing. My boy saw one of their pledges trying to sell his bid for a White Claw. Tragic.
DU: Sad PC this year. They got cooked by everyone. Tried to save face with some weak ass grinding, but we all saw it. They’re about to be in the bottom tier if they ain’t careful.
SAE: Lowkey irrelevant. Took some guys from above them, but not enough to even make a dent. They're the definition of 'meh'. Their mixers are usually dead anyway. On god.