Deadass The Real Frat Rankings - No Grinding Allowed

Ayo, bet. Y'all bozos on here grinding harder than a broke frat star on a Tuesday night. On god, this is the realest take, no cap.

Here's the actual tea:
SNU - These guys? Deadass the kings this year. They snagged the best PC, no question. Mix is gonna be fire, everyone knows it. They got that vibe, you feel me?
AD - Snu's lil bro, but still solid. They almost got the top spot, but fumbled a few key guys. Still got their breaded bros and the chill ones, so they're straight.
SAE - These dudes are climbing, no cap. They swiped a couple of good ones from houses above them, but it ain't enough to change the whole game. Still a decent shout though.
Sig Pi - Heard they were in shambles a few months back, but these guys pulled it together. Word is they pulled some strings with family connections. Stole a few good ones, took some mid ones, but hey, they ain't bottom tier.
DX - Bruh, their rush chairs quit, like wtf? Took like <15 kids. Heard they were literally calling kids in Pikapp on the last day. This is comedy gold, deadass.
ZBT - Same old, same old. Got a couple of legit guys, but then it's just mid. ZBT took a ZBT PC, nobody surprised. They're mid on god.
Chi Psi - Started off rough, but they kinda recovered. Punched above their weight though, snatched some guys from C4. Still Chi Psi, so you know what you're getting.
DU - They really took a sad PC this year. Got beat by houses that are usually way below them. Trying to save face by spamming these rankings. These clowns might turn the core 4 into the key 3, deadass.
Sig Chi - Big gap behind everyone. Honestly, idk what their rush tech was. Lost basically every chill guy they were trying to cross-rush. A real downfall this year, on god.