SP '26 Ranks and Anecdotes

this is it.

1. AD - partys ripppp! rich internationals. semesterly sus incident??
2. SX - true american frat, still got it! andy cohen??
3. SNU - fun guys, dope! what happened to Sig Phi??

4. DU - fun. meatheads. losing 202??
5. Chi Psi - couple whack pcs. elephant walk??
6. DX - genuinely don't rly know. zest??

7. ZBT - same as always. same exact ppl. no mixers on fridays??
8. Sig Pi - yk. mold??

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