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What every frat wants for christmas

by: Santa

AD: a green card
Sig Nu: an apartment in college town
Sig Chi: Cornell drama that distracts from Andy Cohen
DU: a GPA over 2.5

Chi Psi: a pledge class of more than 10 kids
ZBT: a roll of pennies
DX: to beat the case

Sig Pi: a bid from another frat
Pike: an actual house
SAE: a fire permit
Lambda: new earrings

Pikapp: a tridelt mixer
Zeta psi: a tridelt mixer
Phi tau: new cart
AGR: John Deere jacket

Sammy: green card
Beta: DX to not beat the case

Rest coal

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#1  by: nope   
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lol ZBT and SAE grind. Move sig pi up to replace ZBT. Move SAE to below Pikapp. and zbt also wants a mixer that isn't only sdt or pi phi or freshmen for christmas.

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by: gvfdNov 23, 2025 11:52:07 AM

lmaoo

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#2  by: ^^   
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Accurate

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#3  by: yes sir   
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yes sir

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#4  by: True   
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Most accurate post I’ve seen

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#5  by: Sig chi diseased brother   
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I just want a cure

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#6  by: upp   
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Bumpp

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#7  by: Bruh   
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ZBT down

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#8  by: yup   
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bumpppp

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#9  by: Lol   
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SAE grind but funny

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#10  by: Js    
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Facts

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