THE 2023 GREEKRANK AWARDS

by: CongratulationsDec 27, 2023 1:18:55 PM

Considering 2023 is wrapping up and some of you spent a substantial amount of time on this site this year, it’s time to acknowledge those who stood out.

TOP TIER
Chi Psi
- these gentlemen mastered the art of grinding. It’s subtle yet prominent. It’s efficient. They mastered the formula, and it brought them to where they are today. Hats off, it’s borderline impressive.

UPPER TIER
SAE
Pike
- consider this the “touch grass” tier. Much sloppier and obvious grinding compared to chipsi, but boy do these gentlemen work hard. Leave it up to these boys to be here at 8am in the morning and 2am at night. The dedication is admirable.

UPPER MID
Sig Pi
ZBT
AZD
PiKapp
Sig Phi
Fiji
- these ladies and gentlemen aren’t working a 9-5 like the previously mentioned organizations, but their presence is enough to be seen. Decent amount of narrative shifting and PNM manipulation all around. Keep grinding!

MID
DX
Chi Phi
SDT
Lambda
DU
Sig Chi
- the lazy grind. These ladies and gentlemen don’t quite launch the operations that the previous organizations do, but they are present enough to defend themselves when they have to. Props for not being pushovers!

REST
Better luck next year! Congratulations for having enough of a backbone to stay off this site and letting the ever unchanging nature of Cornell Greek Life take its course.