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THE 2023 GREEKRANK AWARDS

by: Congratulations   

Considering 2023 is wrapping up and some of you spent a substantial amount of time on this site this year, it’s time to acknowledge those who stood out.

TOP TIER
Chi Psi
- these gentlemen mastered the art of grinding. It’s subtle yet prominent. It’s efficient. They mastered the formula, and it brought them to where they are today. Hats off, it’s borderline impressive.

UPPER TIER
SAE
Pike
- consider this the “touch grass” tier. Much sloppier and obvious grinding compared to chipsi, but boy do these gentlemen work hard. Leave it up to these boys to be here at 8am in the morning and 2am at night. The dedication is admirable.

UPPER MID
Sig Pi
ZBT
AZD
PiKapp
Sig Phi
Fiji
- these ladies and gentlemen aren’t working a 9-5 like the previously mentioned organizations, but their presence is enough to be seen. Decent amount of narrative shifting and PNM manipulation all around. Keep grinding!

MID
DX
Chi Phi
SDT
Lambda
DU
Sig Chi
- the lazy grind. These ladies and gentlemen don’t quite launch the operations that the previous organizations do, but they are present enough to defend themselves when they have to. Props for not being pushovers!

REST
Better luck next year! Congratulations for having enough of a backbone to stay off this site and letting the ever unchanging nature of Cornell Greek Life take its course.

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#1by: lesson   
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@Freshmen: frats that grind the hardest have a culture/identity problem. remember this for rush.

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by: All   

All the frats not on this list are the real ones grinding

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by: facts   

For the frosh: realize what you're getting into if you join one of these houses, especially the ones at or near the top of the list.

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by: Hey   

@rushes: keep this list in mind in light of all the recent fake rankings. These houses are also more likely to exaggerate themselves in person at open houses and rush events.

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by: lmfao   

SAE definitely takes no 1 spot

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by: Bruh   

Put pike in their place this house actually so insecure that they ain't lambda bruh

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#2by: Lol   
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This is gold

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#3by: Phi tau   
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This is a phi tau post if I’ve ever seen one

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by: yes   

Yes, Phi Tau belongs high on this list.

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by: Phi tau   

Phi tau does not grind greekrank

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by: Jesus bro   

IG pike really is grinding convincing 12 brothers to like their comment Im so dead

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#4by: lol   
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Post is getting lots of downvotes from the grinding frats.

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#5by: delta chi   
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delta chi

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by: Smh   

Shameless grind

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#6by: Lol   
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Lmaoooo

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#7by: Lol   
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Actually pretty accurate

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by: Yeah   

Scary accurate

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#8by: Bump   
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Bumpp

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#9by: jam   
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@ freshmen -- another way to differentiate frats when you're rushing in a few weeks is frats that grind v. frats that don't. frats that don't grind tend to have more backbone.

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by: Genius   

Super valuable input here

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#10by: Hahaha   
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Bahahahahhaa

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