SAE is sort of like the messiah of cornell
by: SAE
There has been something missing at Cornell, something lying in waiting: a frat everyone was waiting to come back.
SAE was the number 1 frat on campus, AD brothers kissed the feet of SAE pledges literally weekly, until one day, the house was kicked off campus for no reason, leaving Cornell Greek life in shambles. So what if there were 30 other IFC houses and 10 more non IFC frats? Nothing compared to how lit SAE was.
When the news of their return spread, core 4 girls went prostrate and prayed facing the direction of SAE, no matter where they were on the globe.
SAE is 1, SAE is best,
rich boys and rich girls,
big boys and hot girls
Bow down to the crest
That’s the daily chant of the new brothers. Ask any SAE brother and he will properly tell you that they are the best thing to happen to Cornell in a decade. So what if the current brotherhood has trouble talking to women? So what if they will literally pay anyone to live in their house right now? The mere fact that they are in a frat that used to be big at Cornell makes them cool. I’m not joking, I am serious
“A vote for SAE is a vote for a lit 15k party,” MLK JR
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by: LolNov 6, 2023 11:05:36 PM
Keep telling yourself that SAE, you’re not even t15
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