GR is marthas secret weapon

this site scares pnms away from bottom tier sororities and frats until they end up like phi mu, but someone always has to be the bottom and get shat on no matter how many doors the bottom orgs open for their members irl. sometimes i wonder if martha secretly grinds GR to make sure this self destructive cycle keeps going until greek life here implodes on itself.

lets just speak the truth here to you drama queens: it is still unquestionably better to be in a bottom tier sorority or frat than not to be in greek life at all.