A Message To Cornell Greek Life

Hello,

It has come to our attention that people are making fun of us. It has been decided by the brothers of Lambda Chi Alpha that anyone who makes fun of our Fraternity will be disinvited from our paint and foam parties, and will have to pay extra to see Rich the Kid. Also, they will be banned from all of our Aephi mixers, which are many.

Sincerely,
The Brothers of Lambda Chi Alpha. We are having a concert!