REAL FRAT DESCRIPTIONS FROM SRAT GIRLS

sig phi: soft momma boys; thinks they throw down but their definition of throwing down is sitting in a room w mediocre music choices & drinking a single shot each; thinks they're the top house; obsessed w appearances

du: state school frat experiences; hella fratty; close brotherhood with genuine relationships; throw down and blow down every day of the week

ad: throw down a little less than du, which is not to say their parties aren't epic; close brotherhood; polished, classy international/city kids; best physical house on campus

sig pi: wack individuals, but as unit tolerable; good mixers; preppy greenwich kid vibe; lowkey hate each other

sig chi: literally suck each other off; would rather hang out with their brotherhood than girls, but, when they do throw down they go hard; FLANNEL FRAT