Rush Zeta Psi!!!

If you're an absolute frat star looking for a lit house, Zeta Psi is the house for you. Chill to pull ratio is off the charts, only mix with c4, and throw absolute ragers monday through sunday. All of the brothers are absolute chads, the pinnacle of Cornell Greek life. Absolute tanks who can drink beer like water, pull anyone they want, and basically just rule campus. PNMs it is a privilege to simply be in their presence. Most of you probably won't get a bid, but if you do you will be among the highest tier of Greek life on campus.