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You know kids, when I was in college, I had to decorate my room. You wouldn't be able to guess it now, but I only had enough to get one night stand. You better bet your bottom dollar that to this day, I would never call that one night stand "Chi O." Because I had better tastes.

Imagine being a normal girl. Like literally you just do normal girl stuff but also have to follow ridiculous rules for no reason while you gain nothing. Imagine paying money for that experience, that would just be goofy. IDK maybe just maybe you should like be a normal girl for free, I hear that's cool.

these guys are really sweet. Best brotherhood on campus. Please text me back you alpha wolf pack you.

Ah yes, KD my old love. So I have been here waiting for you... to get your act together. I wish yall wouldn't disrespect Kevin Durant's name by referring to yourselves as KD. I used to not like you for personal reasons, but appears that the TIKTOK brain poison and blonde hair dye have made your newer generations even more intolerable. Yall some typa freaky all obssed with them handcuffs okay I see you from Miss USA to Miss CUA.

in a world where we drink dolla drafts and narrowly dodge cuas but pretend we're influencers on the gram. Do you like to post unnecsary snapchat stories with a single airplane bottle of malibu talkin bout how "last night was a movie?" Do you think that yelling loudly at the bar in the screeching voice that causes critical hearing damage makes you cute? Look no further. But I also suggest you look away.

imagine going to a d2 school because you are not good at school. Now.. imagine treating everything you buy on Shein like it's Louis Voutton. Imagine thinking your rich from daddy's money but he's just some guy in HVAC that makes 80 grand in Whitesburg where the rent is cheap so he builds a pool that ends up full of the weird green stuff because it's never taken care of. Great value gossip girls.

Alpha Gam....e over. Y'all shoulda played D1 ball because I have seen yall kick some sisters far outa field. Yall built good like some line backers with makeup. You tryna to play some pick up shawty?

I like my waffles like I like my Sigma Chi, I don't. Pancakes are way better and APPARENTLY have less substance problems than waffles.

Sigma "Knew" what? Because we ain't know none of yall. That's all i got. What is your favorite color? (And before you go there... camo is not a color, Earl.)

We have procured the experiment results as requested: One order to take the genetic makeup of "stonk apes" and turn them into retired highschool athletes who swear they woulda gone pro if they just "hadn't torn their ACL." They may have the makings of diamond hands but their rooms are not sparkling clean. Mom is dissapointed in you and you should call home. We are concerned because you said you need money for textbooks but we are seeing a lot of charges made in the late night from a venue called Irish Bred...? What's going on fellas, we should talk.