Review: DU formal AKA pizzagate
by: Disgruntled and hungryCan someone please let me know if the brothers of DU taken from their homes, stranded in the desert, and starved for weeks just to be dropped in the middle of their own formal with three dominos pizzas?? Because the way those boys were resource guarding that pizza was ABSURD. On top of that, I didn’t realize that chivalry was dead?!?! Why bring out pizza and then bark at every girl who even as much as thought about LOOKING in that direction. And the cherry on top was the smell that appeared around thirty minutes later. Someone obviously has a dairy sensitivity and the only people who even got close to that pizza were in DU… so I think we all know who was crop dusting the entire event. Overall, 7/10 event. Minus three points because of the greed but otherwise had a fun night.
Comment#2 by: shakespeare not dead?
this was a beautifully worded journey into the struggles DU men go through without food (and being chained up all the time or smth). thank you for bringing awareness to this, disgruntled and hungry, i can only hope that DU men will someday have the kindness in their hearts to someday share pizza with their guests
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by: pizzahaterApr 2, 2026 6:21:59 PM
pizzalover I am sorry that happened to you. Meet me behind DU, I have something for you :)
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