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What's the Theta plan

by: lost kite

Does anyone know? I'm rushing this week but I have a disability with accommodations. Panhellenic has told me that all the houses can help me except they don't know if Theta will be able to. can anyone tell me why?

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#1  by: sis   
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I heard they were moving all the theta parties to gumbies. The bus is going to go back and forth so no one needs to walk across harvey

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by: inspireAug 18, 2026 8:21:52 AM

brilliant. can't wait for some pepperoni rolls

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#2  by: real   
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As fair as I have heard, Thetas are rushing at their house but they're all wearing hazmat suits. It's a lewk

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#3  by: UPDATE   
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so I had theta today and when it came time for my accomodation, they lead me to a quiet corner and wrapped a white sheet around me. Three thetas and me. It was very quiet as they prayed over me, like nuns. Then I pulled up my skirt and had explosive diarrhea They said "Amen!" and told me that it happens all the time (that's why they can't go in their house). Over all, I felt very supported and included. I let them know that I would accept their bid and they said "Hallelujah" "We got one" which made us all laugh and fart together 10/10 recruitment experience

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