chiit omega (red hot)

Okay guys, hear me out, I have a new bid day idea for Chi Omega. Listen up
- We email Chi O. We say "hey red hots, we have some HOT information for you!"
- They invite us in. Outfits are pencil skirts, sensible kitten heels, a white button-up(no cleavage, unacceptable in business propositions). Hair held up with a pencil. Glasses, even if ur 20/20.
- We walk in. We have poster cards, a pointer to emphasize important information. We came to conquer. Power walk through chi o's hallway.
- We stand in front of chi o. No smiles, only business. We set down our poster boards aggressively. We face our audience. We start our shark tank pitch.
"GUYS. Have we got a proposition for you. Here us out.


Cheetos."
We throw our intro poster card into the audience. A Chi O might have gotten hit in the face. We don't know, we are too focused on our goals.

Our next card shows Chester the Cheetah throwing up the Chi O sign. One of our business partners is munching on cheetos into the microphone. We love ASMR, everyone does.

"Can you imagine the potential here?"

We throw Chester the Cheetah card into the audience. A Chi O catches it this time. We are proud.
Our next card shows a linear graph. "Number of bid days that are cheeto themed" on the y axis. "Number of girl's who accept a bid" is on the x axis. The graph shows that as the number of cheeto bid days goes up, the number of girl's who accept a bid goes up.

"As you can see ladies, we have the scientific evidence right here in front of your face. You either take it and succeed, or you lose this amazing opportunity. If you use cheetos as your bid day, I can only see you go up from here. Imagine this: a cheeto wall, a new mascot; you can even go with puffs, or flamin' hot(REDHOT)."

Our business partner crunching on cheetos picks up the bag above her head. She dumps it on herself, covering herself in cheeto dust. She puts up the chi o sign, showing her orange fingers. We stand together. We say Chi O is indeed "red hot". We strut out, leaving Chi O stunned. We feel good. We sealed the deal. CHIIT OMEGA.