pledge

If you don't already know you have a bid then clearly FIJI is the best choice for you homie! They've got some righteous bros. Make sure you try some of their party punch, nothing bad could possibly happen and it's super tasty.

Also no frat will ever take you to the woods, tie you to a tree, and torture you and your pledge bros to confess who told pledge activities to another house (spoiler alert, no one would lol. It's just to mess with you). No frat bro would ever paddle you, the paddles you will be forced to make for your big are purely decorative. It's all about academics, man on man bonding, and supporting each other.

Also don't listen to the nonsense, all the girls in sororities really just ADORE all of their sisters and never talk crap about them.