frats i would join if i was a guy

sorted by name and based on reputation, house, parties, and pcs (not tier)

would pledge:
acacia - insane house in a great location but bad party setup, chill but awkward
asig - old reliable, very stable in terms of house/pairs/pcs/parties
fiji - great house, location, and bike team but everyone’s from the suburbs
phi sig - good parties but house is always wrecked
snu - another old reliable, very stable in terms of house/pairs/pcs/parties
sig ep - insane location, very chill

might drop:
delts - great house but annoying
ksig - decent guys/parties, could be similar to snu once back in their house
lambda - nice house but unstable and weird, go back to being awkward potheads
phi delt - castle house is pretty but musty, 50/50 weird and chill
pike - decent for being off campus but parties always get shut down
ox - unstable but decent house/parties, some chill guys but need to stay off cnd

rather be a geed:
aepi - violent hazing, wrecked house
akl - nice guys w decent setup but really struggling without a house
beta - truly such a mess, playground is dead and so is your brotherhood
beta sig - fell off after the roofies
dke - nothing burger, isolated location
phi psi - violent hazing but insane house
pikapps - violent hazing and weird
sae - sexual assault expected, racist
sig pi - house would carry if they didn’t have so many handsy creeps
tep - all around bad at being a frat
zbt - fun parties but off campus, mediocre