Night ruined =phi delt bouse

Junior year little 5 was supposed to be a movie, the time of our lives. I’d go so far as to say it should have been a fable. Maybe even a wives tale.

All a guy wanted to do was manmark some chi o ish and down a couple points of molly. Maybe rip some sneaky (not sneaky) PDA and get some raunchy ass on the fratio. **** you phi delt, now I’m rolling and painfully hoeless #mossad