Pi Burger Power outage

by: Pi PhiFeb 16, 2026 12:49:57 AM

I don’t know how yet but AGD caused this power outage by the sheer amount of burgers they’ve been stealing. The energy they’ve been consuming making and eating our burgers is not only knocking the power out of IU’s entire campus, but the rest of the world as well.

Posted By: Pi PhiFeb 16, 2026 12:49:57 AM

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