Re: 2026 Pi Burger Phi

by: AGDFeb 5, 2026 11:38:25 PM

To Pi Beta Phi
The burger of my eye
Our time once spent as friends
has crumbled into lies

You said you were out of burgers
When our new PC stopped by
So now I'm writing this poem
Inspired by AdPi.

The lambda pledges are grilling
I heard they're quite the prize
Our sisters will take your burgers
Don't forget the fries

So worry not about Beta
For the Alpha's are on their way
We want your biggest burgers
And we're still not gonna pay

Posted By: AGDFeb 5, 2026 11:38:25 PM

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#1 by: pha Feb 5, 2026 11:41:03 PM

phi mu get off greek rank like actually

By: phaFeb 5, 2026 11:41:03 PM

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#2 by: AGD Social Feb 6, 2026 10:51:05 PM

We didn't post this... phi mu start worrying about how irrelevant you are.

By: AGD SocialFeb 6, 2026 10:51:05 PM

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#3 by: The Burger Detective Feb 9, 2026 5:39:58 PM

Wow, I love this short story recapping the burger scandal of 2025! Feels like it has been drowned out by all the nonsense posted on this story. #NeverForget

By: The Burger DetectiveFeb 9, 2026 5:39:58 PM