Pi Kapps starring in Heated Rivalry?

I can think of multiple Pi Kapps who not only perfectly fit the roles in Heated Rivalry, but would eagerly, enthusiastically, and without hesitation volunteer to star as hockey teammates turned lovers. Skates on, shirts off, enemies to lovers pipeline authentically embraced. Aggressive masculinity collapsing into romance. No acting experience required, but such chemistry would come naturally. Men of pi kapps it’s time to exit the closet and star in the hottest spiciest new Netflix romance show. I have a few pi kapps in mind….