did ya know its a low blow

Phi Psi said, “Trust us, it’s brotherhood stuff,”
Then someone said, “Yo… a hammer’s enough.”

Not hazing, they claimed, just team-building flair,
As a pledge learned fear has excellent air.

Risk Management blinked.
CND hit “send.”
Social life? Over.
Hammer time? End.

Now the house sits silent, reflecting in pain:
“Next semester… maybe Nerf darts again?”