Pi Kapps Reconceptualization

Walked down to the pi kapps basement and didn’t feel the terror and hear the screams of decades of pledges past. I always want to kms when I have to go to pi kapps party, but now it just lacks character. Is the new backyard setup the best thing the brilliant minds of pi kapps could think of? Felt like I was at a Travis Scott concert, except instead of Travis singing the pi kapps DJ was doing a blindfold challenge on the deck. Cant even be disappointed, didn’t expect anything else from good ole yapps.