What is the standard fine for sowmtbibg like this??

As a pnm, going through rush is exhausting and confusing already. After philo round, I thought the worst was over. I was wrong. I got back my top house for sisterhood and I was really excited to go back. Waiting outside the house I couldn’t wait to go in until the smell of mayonnaise hit me like a ton of mayo injected bricks. I feared the worst, and my heart sank as it knew what was to come. I walked in, and a girl with braces greeted me at the door. I could see she had some cabbage in her braces, but tried my best to ignore it. After the speeches, the girl with the braces came and brought me to a dark menacing staircase. Before she opened the next door, I could see coleslaw seeping out from underneath the doorway. The girl opened it up, and the slaw overtook us, carrying us away like a tropical storm. We were trapped, unable to bring our head to the surface for air. The girl opened her mouth and ferociously devoured the slaw through the slits in her braces. She must’ve eaten over 40 pounds of slaw until we were finally free. We got up, walked down the stairs, she bid promised me, and acted like nothing happened. When I stepped outside, the remaining mayo instantly froze to my skin and I went to the rest of my rounds looking like I had severe vitiligo. What is the standard fine for something like this??