BEWARE: Forget OXmas, tonight is Slawxmas

Ok I know theta chi is having oxmas tonight, but I heard 3 OX guys in class today say that they bought 19 VATS of coleslaw for the party. They are shredding the cabbage and using it to make it fake snow. They said they will dump it from the roof into the courtyard to create a winter wonderland. Since mayo has such a high freezing point, i am worried about it freezing and becoming a mayonnaise ice skating rink. Either bring skates or shoes you dont care about because if not you will be sliding around and your boots will be soiled