Warning, DPHIE may be in trouble

Since taking over the Tri Delt house a few years back, DPHIE has been making a lot of noise on campus (largely in part due to them walking around). However, over this past summer surveyors have noticed extreme cracks in the foundation of their current house, located on Woodlawn and 3rd. Sink hole warnings have been issued as a result of the findings. This is the second major controversy surrounding the sorority since the release the Blackfish documentary, which covered the unethical nature of keeping whales in captivity, sparking large scale protests in Dunn Meadow. Stay tuned to see if the recent findings spark further protests, but in the meantime, stay cautious when making the walk to Finite Math.