Honest Reflection About Greek Life (IU)

Friends, comrades, and allies,

I have recently become disconnected from my current self. I feel lost in a constant transcendence from reality, trying to fill an endless void. The reason for this is I have finally succumbed to the grotesque fact that summer is approaching and Greek life will be placed on hold for multiple fortnights.

I write to you in sorrow, a depressed and lonely man battling with his affections and lust for Greek life. Oh, fairy, what shall I do?

Nonetheless, I shall move forward. I shall remain victorious concerning my inner conquest and fight me sombers as I dream about next semester.

You, the person reading this, have now become hypotized. You are in a trance. You will listen to my command. Rush Theta Chi. Rush Theta Chi. Rush Theta Chi. I command you, Rush Theta Chi.