Beta sig rat 🤪

So I’m sitting in wright dining hall and this group of beta sig guys come up to me. I have never spoken to them before. But there’s always at least one beta sig kid in the dining hall at all times (they take shifts) Anyways- they tell me since I’m a 4/10 I’m eligible to apply to be THE beta rat. They forgot to add the “sig” so I thought we were talking abt beta theta pi. They pull out a piece of paper with a QR code on it and tell me to scan it. This leads me to a 5 page Google form to apply for the position. On top of completing the Google form, they asked for a 3000 word essay on why im the perfect candidate. So I do it all, they let me know I’ve got the position. Later come to find out, no one else had completed the requirements except me.

I am so excited to announce that I am THE spring 2023 beta (sig) rat!