SRAT RANKS BASED ON

SRAT Ranks based on How likely I think they are to return their cart at the store:

Always return it:

AOII AXO AGD AXID TPA

Return it if the weather is nice:

DPHIE GPHI XO DG SK

Only return if they’re with a friend:

ZETA PI PHI THETA KAPPA ADPI ASA

Never return it and secretly hope it rolls over an old lady:

APHI SDT PHI MU DZ KD