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POLL: 18th Century London had “Farting Clubs”.

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#101  by: Willow   
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I didn’t think it was possible, to light a fart on fire.

So yesterday night after it got dark, I tried to do it.

It works, it really works.

Me, and my three sorority sisters, spent two hours flaming, our farts!

It was so much fun…

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by: PoleMay 28, 2023 8:01:39 AM

Light them up!!!

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#102  by: Y   
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On the union Terrace, blasting my farts, so far I’ve cleared two levels

If this keeps up, the entire terrace will be empty in a matter of minutes, as my odor permeates everything and everyone.

It’s going to be a bright sunny day.

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by: YytMay 28, 2023 5:37:41 PM

I was on the terrace today, the entire place smells like a pig trough.

I had to walk out on a pier to get some fresh air.

Then I had to go to my fraternity and chug a beer, just to get the odor out of my mouth.

Unbelievable.

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#103  by: H   
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Another day, another FARTY party!

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by: JgdrfMay 29, 2023 4:59:37 AM

Summer is here!

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#104  by: Gfdhhgg   
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He was tickling me, and I was farting.

Then he tickled me some more and I farted some more.

After a while, I crapped in my skirt.

We had so much fun.

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#105  by: Poo Bear   
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I will see everyone at our weekly meeting of the UW Farting Club at Taco Bell at 6 PM tonight!

Bring your lighter, so we can light them on fire!!!

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#106  by: Zero   
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Remember at Taco Bell tonight at 6 PM is our weekly meeting of the UW Farting Club. New members will be asked to take the following oath;

“I promise to use my farts only for the good of mankind“.

See you there.

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by: PMay 30, 2023 6:27:49 AM

Sounds great, I will be there.

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#107  by: D   
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My sorority this summer is going to host a bubble FARTY party.

We recently learned that you can blow bubbles with farts, and then, when the bubbles float away and pop, you can smell the farts

So we are going to launch thousands of fart bubbles Towards the fraternity across the street from us.

We are calling it our sorority bubble FARTY party.

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by: DogMay 30, 2023 12:42:55 PM

Genius!

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#108  by: Das   
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Last night I was at the library on campus, and the farts kept coming.

The smell was so bad, first all the fraternity dudes nearby left, the athletes were next, but the sorority girls stayed and seem to be enjoying themselves!

I wonder why?

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#109  by: Red   
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Long live UW Madison Farting Clubs!

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#110  by: T   
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Just sitting around Bascom Hill, throwing a frisbee, and lighting my farts on fire.

Some fraternity boys came over, and we were chatting, and they started lighting farts on fire

Tunnel. Bob, popped out of the steam tunnels and took one sniff, and then he went back into the steam tunnels…

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by: PoiMay 31, 2023 4:04:41 PM

I am on Bascom hill right now, and it smells like a sewer.

The smell is making me hungry.

I’m going to Taco Bell….

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